What about a comic book hero for the unemployed don't they need a hero to?

Darkness falls upon the metropolis of yahoo as a light never seen before beams in the sky with a 1 $ symbol on it , a beacon for the jobless yes it is MINIMUM WAGE MAN with his trusty side kick strategist $GENERAL they will save the jobs of yahoo with his alan green spandex and Calculator belt with blue Collars rolled up MINIMUM WAGE MAN will stick it to the man.